A Pirate Joke
A Pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to his crotch.
Bartender: Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?
Pirate: Arr, and it’s driving me nuts!
(Click here to see the trailer for Team Fortress 2, which was recently announced to be included in Halflife 2: Episode 2. Totally new style from the original but it looks like it is going to be really cool.)
I would consider getting TF2 if my computer would run it decently.