A Pirate Joke

A Pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to his crotch.

Bartender: Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?

Pirate: Arr, and it’s driving me nuts!

(Click here to see the trailer for Team Fortress 2, which was recently announced to be included in Halflife 2: Episode 2.  Totally new style from the original but it looks like it is going to be really cool.)